We Renamed Our Menu to Office Supplies = Tax Deductible Event!
Around here it looks like this:
Ink cartridges = cocktail packages
Ergonomic chair = team packages that “support morale” (and posture, obviously)
Stapler = the whole damn party
Yes, it’s tax deductible. Yes, it gets approved suspiciously fast.
Too good to be true? We know. We outdid ourselves.
Take a look at the catalogue, forward it to Finance with the subject line “Office Supplies,” and watch how quickly it gets the green light.
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Our EOFY Celebration Packages
Filing cabinet AKA our (DIY package)
Starting from $94pp
Because nothing says “business expense” like this DIY-style package lets you build a team session that actually works!
What's included?
Select from your choice of:
-Versatile event spaces
-Gourmet food menus
-Colour Printer Ink Packs (curated cocktail & beverage packages)
-Exclusive Games
-Accessory Add-On Packs
Minimum spends apply.
Ergonomic Swivel-Chair
Prices start from $139pp!
Turns out posture isn’t the only thing that needs support.
This package is built for comfort, connection, and high-energy team moments the kind that actually improve morale instead of pretending to.
What's included?
What’s included:
-3-hour private room hire
-Standard Colour Ink Pack (Classic beverage package)
-Champion canapé package
-Welcome drink
-Exclusive games
The Office Stapler
Prices Start from $189pp
You will have a whole new appetite for work with this delicious version of the office stapler.
This is a fully loaded stapler AKA an end-of-financial-year investment designed to hold your team together.
What's included?
What’s included:
-3-hour private room hire
-Heavy duty colour ink pack (Champs beverage package)
-Baller canapé package
-Welcome drink
-Exclusive games
-Custom trophy
What our clients have to say...
Had a work function here and it was really good. Lots of fun options. Food and drink available. Convenient location.
Scarlet and saskia were amazing in catering to our party. Very hospitable and accommodating no matter the request. Highly recommend
Vasu and Scarlett were absolutely awesome. My team of 20 had the best time, and both Vasu and Scarlett were extremely attentive, thoughtful and friendly. Definitely coming back Ballers so long as these two legends are here
Nice place for company events and personal celebrations
i had a really great time!! thank you for making my night so special, big shoutout to dante specifically for helping me with my party and being so accomodating <3
Ready to take your event to the next level?
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Customised trophies
Add on additional trophies or medals to your bookings. It's the perfect way to recognize and reward your team's hard work and achievements.
Food and beverage upgrades
Elevate your celebration with our food and beverage upgrades, the ideal complement to any event. Indulge in additional food selections, including gourmet stations, or enhance the experience with a champagne tower, welcoming drinks on arrival, and premium spirits packages.
Additional Entertainment
Bring an unforgettable spark to your event with our array of additional entertainment options. From DJs, to the surprise of a flash mob, or the inspiring words of guest speakers, we can coordinate a wide range of entertainment to elevate your celebration
Frequently Asked Questions
Is there a space hire fee, and how does the minimum spend work for events and functions?›
Yes, while we offer complimentary space hire, a minimum spend is applicable for all events and functions that require service and catering. The minimum spend applies to both food and beverage.
Can we make changes to the package after it's booked?›
Yes, you can adjust your package after booking. Final booking amendments including food and beverage selection, needs to be made ten days prior to the event. We recommend discussing any modifications with our events team to ensure a seamless experience and that all your needs are met.
Can we request specific entertainment or themes for our event?›
Certainly! We welcome your ideas and preferences for entertainment and themes. Our team will collaborate with you to bring your vision to life and create a memorable event that aligns with your desires.
Do you offer payment plans?›
Yes, we understand the importance of flexibility. We can accommodate multiple payment installments to help ease the financial commitment. Please note that full payment is required prior to the event. Your event manager will create a payment plan that suits your preference.
Reward your hardworking team with a standout EOFY event!
Ts&Cs:
This campaign is created for satirical marketing purposes only. Any references to tax deductibility are general in nature and do not constitute financial, accounting, or tax advice. Ballers Clubhouse does not provide tax advice and makes no guarantee that any expense will qualify as a deductible expense. Eligibility is subject to individual circumstances. Please consult your finance team, tax agent, or accountant.
Ballers Clubhouse reserves the right to modify or withdraw this offer at any time.